Learning it The Hard Way
Alex was rude, with a bad attitude,
He'd take up three seats with his slouch.
Ne'er would he sit; he'd give not a shit
For the rules of the family couch.
The son of a mother gave pain to his brother;
So much that one day the lad snapped.
Deleted phone contacts, swapped chocolate with Exlax;
On the sofa Al no longer naps.